Bill Rosener, Ph.D.
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Life Time Guarantee

I was shoppin' downtown, the first time we met
When she turned and asked, "Has anyone helped you yet?"
I said "I'm lookin' for a watch
For I'm always running behind."
She then showed me one
With a silver design
And as I tried it on she said

Chorus:
It fits you perfect, it's just your size
And the silver shines, just like your eyes
The time will now, be there for you
So you won't be late, for the things you do
And you'll never need another one for you see
It comes with a lifetime guarantee

As we kept talkin', I asked if I could see her again
She looked at the watch and said, "I get off at ten."
From that moment on, I had the time of my life
So a few months later, I asked her to be my wife
And as I placed the ring on her finger I said

Chorus:
It fits you perfect, it's just your size
And the diamond shines, just like your eyes
Till the end of time, I'll be here for you
Makin' all your dreams come true
And you'll never need another one for you see
I come with a lifetime guarantee

And the tear in her eye
Told me it was just what she had wanted.
Then lookin' up she said

Chorus:
You fit me perfect, your just my size
And there's always sunshine in your eyes
Till the end of time, I'll be here for you
Makin' all your dreams come true
And you'll never need another one for you see
I'll be your lifetime guarantee

No, you'll never need another one for you see
Yeah, I'll be your lifetime guarantee